Gravity haiku

D had an in-service day today where the speaker was trying to give them ideas on how to break up the long block periods. One suggestion was to have the kids write poetry. I didn't think that had much of anything to do with science. A discussion ensued and we thought about science haiku - specifically about gravity.

My haiku:
Gravity pulls you
down, down to the ground
like Newton's apple

D's haiku:
Newton's force pulls down
the apple lands on his head
the moon falls also

Pretty odd dinner conversation for some... but I never claimed we were normal.